星期二, 8月 28, 2007

對 Bill Gates 對話

尋晚夢見bill gates,夢入面我同幾個朋友去左離島迷路,然後見到一間別墅,我走埋去敲門,一開門....咦..?! 個女東主幾靚女,仲著住短熱褲,有個女大約幼稚園~ 又幾cute喎,我未開口,佢就問係咪想借宿同食飯,話唔得喎,孤男寡女,我話唔止我一個,有幾個朋友有女仔,佢地好肚餓。最後傾左幾句佢先收留我同我幾個朋友。

點知,原來bill gates係屋主,oh my buddha,堅唔堅左d,佢好欣賞我識照顧幾位女仔朋友,就係咁係果度住左一晚。

畫面一轉,bill gates 揸車送緊我回大埔(唔好問我我幾個朋友去左邊,又唔好問我點解由離島可以揸車去大埔...)

我見就黎道別,我鼓起最大既勇氣,發聲問: 「Bill, can I ask a stupid question maybe a lot of guys asked you before?」

阿bill 呆一呆: 「Of course!」

「How to be a rich guy? i mean....not a billionaire but at least not the poor one?」我口窒窒咁,有d怕俾人覺得我好貪心。

「yea...actually all ppl wanna be rich right? but they just really don't know ...」

然後佢就係袋度羅左部pda出黎, show俾我睇, 佢部野有個新既IE SYSTEM, 可以用拚音輸入中文, 台語咁果D.....「Bill@ you know CHINESE?!」

佢話: 「係呀, 我仲識國語同廣東話架~」(我想講, 佢口音有d似德成女傭)

「What?!@ how can you do that? i mean, how is the time management you know learning is time consuming, we don't have enough time!!!!!! family, work, friends, health...」

呢個時侯,阿bill 雙眼望實我、眼睛就快跌落黎咁,我望住佢對眼,好似俾佢攝住咁,佢話: 「yes, but YOU NEED TO BE BRILLIANT! 」

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.......................................................屋企電話唔合時咁響起,我就咁俾人嘈醒左。

4 則留言:

xiao zhu 說...

真嘅?

野蠻郡主 說...

um..你的確好上進,發夢都見到外國人,仲要係咁叻都咁有錢!

我路過架..多多指教,見你係肥龍兄個到留意…只係想講聲︰"加油!"

嘻嘻!

xiao zhu 說...

聖誕快樂!!

你去左邊呀??

匿名 說...

Gostei muito desse post e seu blog é muito interessante, vou passar por aqui sempre =) Depois dá uma passada lá no meu site, que é sobre o CresceNet, espero que goste. O endereço dele é http://www.provedorcrescenet.com . Um abraço.